My grandma just got home and I told her my dong was really tiny

The first thing she says was go get it and show me and then stuck it to the desk and made the most disappointed face

Everybody should love my grandma.

I’m working on a super important doodle all peaceful-like and my uncle is out in the kitchen berating me calling me a useless little kid and letting me know what a piece of shit I am ??? ?? Unprovoked like

Excuse you I don’t see you paying 200 bucks a month for cable

Or even working.

SMALL IS REALLY REALLY SMALL BUT ALSO VERY CUTE LOOK AT IT
It has a suction cup brb sticking it to shit

SMALL IS REALLY REALLY SMALL BUT ALSO VERY CUTE LOOK AT IT

It has a suction cup brb sticking it to shit

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We have a little roof connecting our car port to the porch and right where the roof meets the port there is a robin’s nest, if we’re super careful we can watch from like five feet away inside it’s great

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Hm those legs may be a little disproportionate Orpheus are you okay

Hm those legs may be a little disproportionate Orpheus are you okay

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The only reason I care about drawing is so I can learn to not-suck just enough to draw a dildo up Violet’s butt
/whispers
some day

The only reason I care about drawing is so I can learn to not-suck just enough to draw a dildo up Violet’s butt

/whispers

some day

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My Elden the Faerie Dragon has been shipped

After apparently being re-manufactured twice aha what is this feeling

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